







| Malarkey's Tavern is founded on one of the strongest Irish principles, having fun. Here at Malarkey's we pride ourselves on our service, and knowledge of our products. We serve twenty beers on draft, and eighty in a bottle. However, there is more to us than just beer. We highly recommend you try our food. Whether it be lunch, dinner, late night, or somewhere in between, our kitchen is open, and we're ready to feed you a delicious meal. All of our staff is trained to serve you. They have a well- rounded knowledge of all the beers that we carry, and will be more than happy to assist you in picking just the right brew for you. They also know our menu. We feed our employees well here, and as a result their knowledge of our kitchen is extensive. Not sure what sounds good? Just ask, it is our mission to make sure you have a good time, and are well fed. As is our namesake, we are full of Malarkey. We'll try not to trick you too much, but much like our native leprechauns, it is in our nature. Our bar has been crafted to help you kick back, relax, and enjoy yourself. We have worked hard to ensure you a beautiful place to gather. Whether it may be the beams on our ceiling or the lanterns above the bar and booths, we have gone above and beyond to give you a true Irish experience. Located two miles east of Bagenalstown, Ireland is Ballymoon castle. Most likely built by the Carew family between 1290 and 1310 this castle is extraordinary. It is completely vacant, and bare, most likely because it is rumored to never have been finished, and is now haunted. From this castle we obtained the wooden beams that line our ceiling, and the stones we laid on the top of our East and West walls. Our beautiful green lanterns hung around the bar were bought from Christy Bird Collectibles, in Dublin. They're hand-crafted and here for your gazing. "Authentic Irish architecture, for a truly Irish atmosphere." The fun, mischievous attitude of the Irish most-likely came from our firm believe in leprechauns. Know for their fun trickery, these little guys are as sneaky, and as full of malarkey as they come. Leprechauns, whose legends date back to the ancient Celts, are a race of fairies whose main occupation is to make shoes for themselves and all the other fairies. Since fairies love to dance, these shoes wear out quickly. Leprechauns are also the bankers of the fairy world, guarding treasure and doling out what is needed. They have no lack of gold, for their prodigious memories recall the time when marauding Danes buried their treasure in Ireland. The word leprechaun (luprachán in Gaelic) means small-bodied. A leprechaun stands about two feet tall and looks like a little old man, his face wrinkled, but his eyes bright with mischief. He is clothed in green, wears a leather apron, a cocked hat, and shoes with buckles. Leprechauns are all male—which might explain their tendency to be grumpy. These mischievous pranksters enjoy drinking beer made from heath (a secret recipe from the Danes), and smoking their stump pipes, called dúidíns. According to Irish folklore, a leprechaun must reveal his treasure to anyone who can catch him. The best time is when he is intoxicated, and once caught, he must never be let out of sight or he will vanish in an instant. The captured leprechaun will try to bribe his way to freedom, and for that reason carries a pouch with two coins inside; one, a silver shilling, reappears in the pouch each time it is spent, while the other, a gold coin, turns to ashes or leaves upon his release. Rainbows present problems for the leprechauns, as they adhere themselves to pots of gold and follow them wherever they go. Thus, at the end of a rainbow, you will find the pot of gold—but if you have ever tried chasing a rainbow, you know how elusive it is. This is because the leprechauns are forever moving their precious gold to new hiding places, away from mortals who seek their treasures. Many stories are told of those who have battled wits with a leprechaun. Once a man from the county of Cork captured a leprechaun and forced him to reveal his treasure. Since a leprechaun can never refuse, he led the man to a tree beneath which the gold was buried. The man marked the tree with a red scarf, planning to return with a shovel, and made the leprechaun promise not to touch it. The leprechaun, true to his word, left the scarf, but when the man returned, he found a red scarf tied to every tree in the area. So, when you travel through Ireland, be on the lookout for leprechauns. Listen for the “tic...tac...tic...tac” of the little hammer—and perhaps, under a leaf, you'll find a wee little man working on a tiny pair of shoes. If you can catch and outwit him, you may come back a billionaire! |


